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2004-04-28 | 5:15 p.m.
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So yesterday I sent out this thing to everyone on my e-mail list...cause I thought it was funny...and then this morning I get a cute and sweet reply from Bryan about it...First I'll post the e-mail I sent out...and then I'll post Bryan's's a little personal, but hey...that's what this diary is for, right?

Did I say sex???

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.


8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in Palaiseau. It has been sent around the world nine times.

Now sex has been sent to you.

The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life.

You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off.

This is no joke!

Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.

Do not keep this message.

This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours.

Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.

Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

GOOD SEX, but please remember:

10 copies of this message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you

will not have good sex again for the rest of your life!!!!

So....this morning...I get this from Bryan...

JOANNE! First off....who are YOU having sex with in 4 days?! AND secondly, how can I send this out when you're not coming up to Kentucky till the 14th! That is WAY further than 4 days! Just kiddin baby. I don't think even the strongest voodoo from the deepest crepts of New Orleans could prevent us from having good sex! I'll take my chances this time and not send it out...I guess that would be reverse supersticion huh? I won't believe the curse will work, so I don't send it...but I am still going to send it back to you ten times so maybe it will give me a break...haha!!

So I am feeling better. I couldn't sleep all night, stayed under the covers, and sweated it out I think. Now, I am hungry, and sleepy...and really lonely, sniff sniff...wish you were here with me, all snuggled up in my bed. I miss waking up and seeing your little face, with the turned up upper lip so close to mine. I must have given you a dozen kisses in your sleep, just because I could not contain myself...I HAD TO KISS YOU! I don' t know what it is baby, but you really do it for me! I can't believe you've hit me this hard, this fast. (sigh) laying naked on your floor, in a cold room under the blanket...feeling your skin on my chest, and the slow rise and fall of your chest under my arm. It's unfortunate that we can't stay that way for any length of time. Once you shift your body even the slightest bit, it always seems to rub me the right way, and BAM! I want you...I NEED you. I have to feel you in every way I can, your lips, your hair on my face, kissing your chest, feeling you around me, moving slowly....ahhh....2 weeks?! 2 WEEKS?! I don't know if I can last 2 more seconds!

I love the fact that we talk all dreamy of eachother, and fantasize, as well as talk about the real parts of us too. One minutes we are talking about baby names, and the next it is about gettign a job ready for you when you come down. Both are in our future, but one is more concrete than the other. We talk about how bad we miss eachother, and eachother's touch...jokingly most of the time, yes, but it's true. Then, we just go on about our house, and puppies, and money....I really like talking to you. You make me laugh.

So baby, I am going to hit the rack, even though it's time for me to get up...oh well...I will talk to you in a few hours? I hope so...I miss you. Talk to you soon baby.

Mahal na mahal kita...( I LOVE when you say that by the're very sexy wehn you speak Tagalogue)


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